Lacking a secret weapon equivalent to the hairy chested wife, we were forced to resort to the stratagem of sacrificing a number of our gallant warriors (but mostly our gallant lowland allies) to draw the Romans out of position in order to allow our remaining troops to catch the Romans out of position and send them on their way to Hades. Our gallant departed will be remembered by poodle sacrifices and corn popping as the remaining Romans lead by Gaius Poodiclese flee the field.deadtorius wrote:Gaius Poodiclese is pleased to announce that the dismemberment of the Gaul army is finally taking place. After drawing some of my legions out of the line even though I am certain their generals (who were 2 hexes away) were yelling out I wouldnt do that, the inevitable slaughter seems to have kept the rest of the army in place where the Gauls have fallen on our swords and are now dieing in droves. Getahorses enthusiasm to reduce his armies payroll is greatly appreciated and another turn or two will hopefully bring peace and quiet to Gaul again.
Getahorse: 35/40 (3745/10880)
Gaius Poodiclese: 31/30 (4562/9000)
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