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Amra · Post by **Amra** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:42 am

Hmmm ,what about a Pug for William Duke of Orange ? You should be able to detect ambushes with it .....

deadtorius · Post by **deadtorius** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:01 pm

With that squished in nose hard to say if they can smell much of anything, and then there is the Pug........

Need to find a 28mm company that makes Renaissance dogs now.

Amra · Post by **Amra** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:23 pm

LOL , the noble Pug "Pompey" alerted William to a Spanish attack and became the Justin beever (beagle) of his day

deadtorius · Post by **deadtorius** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:12 pm

Seems there were many famous dogs in the 30YW. Boye allegedly could catch bullets in his mouth, thus preventing his master from getting hit. Looks like I will have to start scouring about for some more dogs, more of my generals should have accompanying canines I think.

Blathergut · Post by **Blathergut** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:35 pm

How about a BG of poodles? Sort of the Royalist equivalent of those Aztec thingies??

Hmmm...wonder what a poodle leg done over an open fire would taste like??

Blathergut · Post by **Blathergut** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:36 pm

Ponders raising some 'attack sheep.'

david53 · Post by **david53** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:49 pm

Blathergut wrote:Ponders raising some 'attack sheep.'

Warlord do Highlander and sheep

donkiesrus2003 · Post by **donkiesrus2003** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:13 pm

'attack sheep'

Hmm, an Islamic based army could name them 'Lambic Jihad'

nikgaukroger · Post by **nikgaukroger** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:25 pm

They would be suitable for the Aq Qoyunlu

timmy1 · Post by **timmy1** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:12 pm

BG of attack Sheep have no place on the battlefield

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Wait for the siege supplement.

Skullzgrinda · Post by **Skullzgrinda** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:20 am

Blathergut wrote:How about a BG of poodles? Sort of the Royalist equivalent of those Aztec thingies??

Hmmm...wonder what a poodle leg done over an open fire would taste like??

I am told that dog tastes like beef, but drier and with a tough and stringy texture. Perhaps poodle would be more tender.

You know, if you kill Rupert in battle, some epoxy putty would make a very nice poodle pelt saddle blankets or holster covers for your CinC at the subsequent game . . .

Blathergut · Post by **Blathergut** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:39 pm

hmm..never thought of that...good idea

Scrumpy · Post by **Scrumpy** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:35 pm

There are some seriously disturbed people in here...

Blathergut · Post by **Blathergut** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:39 pm

Scrumpy wrote:There are some seriously disturbed people in here...

Ya know ya luv us!

Blathergut · Post by **Blathergut** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:46 pm

I've discovered a very rare diary, written in Cromwell's own hand. On page 27 of the weathered, faded, wine-stained (??!!??) book, I discovered this hand-drawn illustration of the flag (as mentioned in the text below the drawing) that Cromwell wanted to use as his personal standard but was vetoed by the more humane, animal-lovers amongst his staff:

deadtorius · Post by **deadtorius** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:04 pm

Oh the sickness of the parliamentarians has been truly shown... hide your poodles..... and your wives and daughters to boot. Looks like the wrong side got its head taken off. I will have to do some research of my own (if I ever get my starter army painted) and hope there is an SPCP (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Poodles) regt about in the lists for the Royalists.

Besides a sick and depraved mind it may be that Blathergut is filled with envy that I have a model of a faithful canine companion and his figures must sit on those large command bases all by themselves. I mean what lead figure wants to be seen on the same base as a sicko who sculpts poodle pelts for his holsters??!!!

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New Research Uncovered about Cromwell!!