A scenario-based competition where the 8 scenarios are based on historic battles !! Woohooooo; can't wait

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Of course, there will be an inherent anti-NZ bias where the fine print for each scenario will contain the words "any NZ-originating player is unable to win this sceanrio regardless of the actual game result" and will be written in 2-point script so as to look like a line. It is vitally important that the "Victorian Championship" trohpy isn't taken out of Melbourne ... oh, the shame !!!
Anyway, how big is the trophy ? Do I need to travel business class so I can have the extra luggage allowance in order to bring it back to NZ with me

? Or would it be more pointed if Brett or I perhaps "donated" it back to the Melbournians to act as a less than subtle reminder that you couldn't win your own competition ??
< and now let the sledging begin ... Kit, I'll be counting of some of your well-rehearsed vitriol to kick in about now

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