The Ultimate Soviet armor just for Nico

[flakfernrohr]

Nico, I saw this monster and immediately thought of you. Now all you have to do is get the icon made.

Rumor has it there is a kitchen and latrine inbetween the last turret and the middle turret.

[El_Condoro]

What were they thinking! The turning circle on that thing must be a pig. Looks like a kind of land battleship. It would need two hexes to do to scale in PzC.

[flakfernrohr]

El_Condoro, there was an American Country & Western song years ago about a guy who drove a very big truck, its title: "Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this Rig around". I still hum it sometimes when I see women who can't drive the huge cars and SUV's they think they are so smart driving.

[alex0809]

It's one of the most awesome fake stories on the internet that's for sure
Especially the part of its fate, what was it again? "When the tank opened fire with all cannons aiming at one side at the same time, the recoil turned the tank around" or something.

[bebro]

I think it should have more turrets

[nikivdd]

Cool
It should be upgradable to a tripple IS-2

[Chris10]

[flakfernrohr]

I heard that it helped sink the Bismark on the website I saw the picture. How it got to Uraguay I have no idea, maybe on a Midget Japanese sub or something like that.

[rezaf]

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rezaf

[nikivdd]

hehehe

[Chris10]

shudder...

[4kEY]

You could probably frankenstein the KV1 and KV2 turrets, KV5 chasis extended, and BM13 Katyusha rack and get awesomeness

I'd love to get slaughtered by Behemoth-spam

[4kEY]

That looks like the baby from Alien: Ressurection

[nikivdd]

I guess we'll see it in the movie Prometheus soon

[chief]

Too late nikki they used it in the Russian version of the movie "Battleship USSR", they beat the aliens in the first reel as opposed to the Hollywood version which took 3 reels. Ivan Nukem was the star and if it wasn't for that fantastic sniper shot we would all be under alien control.

[caca]

This is even more.
ТГ-5
Guns 2 × 304 мм, 4 × 152 мм, 4 × 76 мм, 2 × 45 мм.

[nikivdd]

Too late nikki they used it in the Russian version of the movie "Battleship USSR", they beat the aliens in the first reel as opposed to the Hollywood version which took 3 reels. Ivan Nukem was the star and if it wasn't for that fantastic sniper shot we would all be under alien control.

Great script

[nikivdd]

This is even more.
ТГ-5
Guns 2 × 304 мм, 4 × 152 мм, 4 × 76 мм, 2 × 45 мм.

Matka Boża

[flakfernrohr]

That thing will eat up and crush Japanese tanks by the dozen in Manchuria. Once they load it on the Siberian Express for transit, all it's got to do is unload headed east and not stop until it reaches the coast and the China Sea. The Japanese will later make a movie inspired by it's battles and the movie will be called "GODZILLA'S CADILLAC".

Great icon and thanks REZAF. Only thing is, it's not 3D so our "Mod Guru Trollmaster" will not use it in any of the mods he's going to do (assuming they get done).

[Chris10]

...oh, lots of starter tanks around by now...


...the P-1000 Landkreuzer will breath these in like dust particles


ohh..and did I mention his backup ?..The Sturmtiger II-8000t ? any questions..?



one gotta love these spamming threads .....







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