DruOz wrote:I recorded her snoring on my iPhone, to play back over breakfast tomorrow.
...I can clearly get in the crap without your help

Reminds me of a joke:
There was once a little bird who was late in flying south for the winter (it was a Canadian bird - give me a break). Anyway - as it was flying south its little wings started to freeze and it fell to the ground with a thud. Just then a cow came along and crapped right on the little bird. At first the bird thought 'oh great, just fantastic' (sarcasm), but after a short time it was clear that the crap was thawing out the little birds wings. As the little bird got more and more defrosted, it started to sing loudly for joy.
Just then a cat came along and heard the little bird singing in its joy. Cat dug the little bird out of the crap and ate him.
Moral to the story:
Those who get you in the crap aren't necessarily your enemy. Those who dig you out of the crap aren't necessarily your friend.
(Disclaimer - I never said it was a good joke)