Revolting peasants - team event 2022 - Round One

[awesum4]

My spies have informed me that Kerry has had an overwhelming victory over Lascar, but will wait for one of them to confirm it.

[GDod]

Maybe Sir Andre is exaggerating after too many hours on the knightshift?

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[awesum4]

I would suggest that GDod return to clearing the dung heap......but as I have no idea what clearing is, or a dungheap for that matter, and as I have never noticed the presence of such a lowly, slovenly, ill-featured creature as him (are such peasants even human....who could be bothered speculating) I will refrain from entering into this most distasteful discourse, and return to my gentlemanly activities.

[GDod]

I would suggest that GDod return to clearing the dung heap...

On the scene reporter Rye Porter sent us this hastily scrawled drawing after Nick's routing noble cavalry proved to be a god-send for all our peasants-in-the-field

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[ahuyton]

So let's conclude Round One, with a narrow victory to the peasants, I have not heard or seen anything from Lascar or KerryD so I will just declare that game a draw I think.

On to Round Two...

[Kerry D]

sorry for the delay we have now just finished the game it was a victory to the Hungarians I lost 0%, Peasants lost 48%. can you please count this as a victory not a draw
Thanks

[markleslie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they all say. We peasants are more resilient than you kissing cousin despots give us credit for.



I'm sure Lascars guys are still holding the field wondering where you buggers nicked off to.

[Kerry D]

Most of them will be holding the field forever, as Fertilizer.
We did have one light horseman receive a musket ball to the arm though so the 30,000 peasant casualties wasn't entirely for nothing.

[GDod]

More dung to fling around in the next round Kerry. It my be a case of Deja-pooh for me. See you on the field.

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[KiwiWarlord]

can you please count this as a victory not a draw

Sorry Kerry but the historians have completed the Almanac for 1514 so it can not be noted...
Well done by the way, you are up there with Snuggelbunnies

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