babyshark wrote: I will insist--in the most gentlemanly manner possible--that all the 90 degree turn + simple advance moves (for example) be marked beforehand, properly measured, and front corners pinned for wheels. I suspect that this will make a great deal of difference in the flexibility of the Lh.
Any thoughts on that?
Marc
I am a strong advocate of this approach.
I think the key thing to remember if that the owner of LH army is not even deserving of the respect one might give to a wasp or a slug.
The type of person who is such a (insert expletive of your choice here. Suggested words include those which start with "T" and end with "osser") as to bring such a morally bankrupt and miserable army to a competition will have done so with the express intention of inflicting it on a range of opponents, all of whom will have travelled long distances in the expectation of a "proper" game against a "proper" army, but instead will suffer what is sure to be a thoroughly dismal and unpleasant experience playing against it.
As the opponent of such a lowlife, because they have planned for weeks to make your day miserable, I feel you are practically duty bound to reciprocate and also make their life as miserable as possible.
As your "proper" army will almost certainly lack the means to do this on table, you are therefore freed from any social contract as would pertain in a normal game where both players are human beings, and you are perfectly within your rights to "play like a complete (insert expletive of your choice here. Ideally starts with letter following B in alphabet)" and try and grind them down intellectually, emotionally and (ideally) physically through sheer bloody mindedness and being as pernickety and 'ornery* as you can.
I'm not sure it makes much difference to how maneuverable the LH end up being, but it can make you feel a whole lot better
tim
*I think that's what you colonials say when sat on your porches smoking corn cob pipes on a rocking chair behind a screen door?