5 Sextilis AD 43
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reportin’ from’ma Nort’side’o'Britain dis’mawnin, on’da’shores’o the Firth of Ffffffffff………yup, steel’ere!!! Toym fo’ah kwart? Heck
YEAH!!!!!!" Luv’all dose bee’kee’nee’s oot’ere!!!!!!
Eny’waze, we’uns haf’fa sum noo’wee’purt’s fo’you’uns!!!!!!!
Foist’a’hall, dat Screaming Boydman Oki McDoki n’is’boyz dun’deed’hah’whooop’doon on’na dose Germanii Pee’rats o’dat G’rudge’B’ringer. Wa'hl, we’uns ‘erd dat’dee Scirish laddies got plenty’o’lumps in return!!! Hah’gud’close’wun dere!!!!
Prince Mikus-Mar-Mar-Mar-Cha-Cha-Chant and his Atrebody, Atrebootie, whatever

tribe den’snuk’hah’oop bee’hin’dah Scirish, thunk’in twa’git’hah cheep’thrill’o’som’dink! But’dose laddies and lassies turnt’dee tables’on’dem Bootie’grabbuhs, giv’en’dem a shurp’spankin’ dem’selves!!!!!
Mo’madness from’a’da coast’ere, as dose udder’pee’rats led’bye’ Prince Burgot-us wen’ta’at dose Legionaries led’bye’ Consul Okiefokius. H’allies fallin’ooot wit’heech’udder yet’hagin?????? Dee’Romanski’s deed’wee’pulse’dee Germanii, h’ordered’dem bak’ka to Gaul fo’dee west’o’dee summah!!!!!
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, lot’sah'mo jugg’leen in dat nank’in’s dis’a’weeek……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( Boyd’man move’sah' to’dah top’hah’geen!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
***************RANKINGS***************
1. Okie - Scirish - - - - - 4 Wins / 1 Loss - 73% Win Percentage - 80% Overall
2. Enakan - Caledonian - 7 Wins/2 Losses - 75% Win Percentage - 77% Overall
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 42% Win Percentage - 75% Overall
4. IMC - Caledonian - - - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage - 75% Overall
5. JakDaw - Britons - - - 6 Wins/3 Losses - 52% Win Percentage - 67% Overall
6. Burgot - German - - - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage - 60% Overall
7. Okie - Romans - - - - 5 Wins / 4 Losses -66% Win Percentage - 56% Overall
8. MikeM - Cass Brits - - 2 Wins/2 Losses - 78% Win Percentage - 50% Overall
9. Mcfcivo - Cass Brits - - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Win Percentage - 29% Overall
10. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/5 Losses - 82% Win Percentage - 16% Overall
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/5 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
