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A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:53 am
by choppinlt
I like to think of myself as an innovator, and I have commonly thought: why not try a new military technique to eclipse the phalanx. So Archimedes and I got together and came up with this:
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Re: A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:54 am
by choppinlt
We called it the quinquiremus formation. Genious we thought! Problem is that it was an abject military failure, not scoring that first hit against the enemy. :oops: Score one to annals of lost history, but more on that later.

But let's back up...how did we get to the experimental quiquiremus? A couple turns before I proposed a transaction with my good buddy Ptolemy, and I scored 4 of his fancy special ships. After he agreed to the deal I looked all around the eastern Med and found nothing. I looked all along the Red Sea and found nothing. Then I looked in my capital and saw this: (side note-notice the wide array of multinational forces just hanging out all over)
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Re: A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:55 am
by choppinlt
So I send the land yachts on their journey across the Tigris and Euphrates to the Levant. Being the curious innovator I am, I ordered them to link up with an army. As it would happen an ally (Judea) picks a fight with Ptolemy and draws me in to his war, so I give that army orders to Palestine to meet my new enemy Ptolemy while theorizing how I can use this war as a test bed for future innovation. My army chases out some Egyptian incursions, but I do fight a curious battle. I win a battle in overwhelming fashion, yet the enemy army advances after the devastating defeat to intercept the land yachts before they can link up with the main body to provide a decisive edge. Clearly the "defeat" was a mere ruse while the Ptolemaic special operators perform their primary mission of destroying the land yachts behind the lines with their remaining forces.
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So maybe this wasn't such a bad innovation after all since I was clearly matched against special operators with special orders to take them out?! :?

Other than having to share the incident with you all, I have to ask if the boats in my capital are WAD?

Should the remaining enemy army have been able to advance through me after a devastating defeat to intercept the land yachts?

Re: A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:42 am
by Pocus
Thanks, I'll fix this issue, the intent is to not get ships ...

Re: A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:16 pm
by 13obo
This post gave me a good laugh!

Re: A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:11 am
by Geordietaf
The first tanks were called 'landships' so history just repeated itself in advance.

Re: A Fascinating Series of Events

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:26 pm
by Pocus
You could have at least the decency to get them from Arkimedes! :wink: