Slitherine

Well, it is Comic Relief on Friday...

Core Troops
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8-12 | 64-128 Saturday Fans - Light Foot, average, undrilled, -, -
Downgrade 24-48 Saturday Fans to Disgruntled Fans - LF, Poor, -, -
6-8 | 24-48 Proper Fans - Light Foot, superior, undrilled, -, -

4-6 | 0-12 (Home matches) Vocal Fans - Light Foot, elite, drilled, -, -
4-6 | 12-24 (Away matches)

4-12 | 8-12 (Not away) Families - Mob, poor, undrilled, -, -
4 | 4-8 'Idiots' - Light Foot poor, undrilled, sling, -

Only 1975 - 1990
4-12 | 8-24 Hooligans - Medium foot, average, undrilled, sling, -

Special Campaigns
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Only vs Manchester City
4-8 | 8-32 Bitter Reds - Medium Foot, average, drilled, sling, heavy weapon

Away Matches Only
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8-12 | 16-32 Coach Party, made up of 2/3 Proper Fans, 1/3 Vocal Fans

Only Home Matches 1990 - present or at FA Cup Finals
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8-12 | 16-32 Prawn Sandwich Brigade - Mob, undrilled, -, -
Downgrade Coach Party to Prawn Sandwich Party
made up of 2/3 Prawn Sandwich Brigade, 1/3 Disgruntled Fans

Allies
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4-12 | 0-24 Disguised Oldham Fans
4-12 | 12-24 Southern Softies (Chelsea, Arsenal or Totenham Hotspur)

Army Notes
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Allied contingents do not require their own leader, and do not form distinct battle groups. Whilst they don't have any real allegiance, they are just aching to see some proper football, so they mingle in with the main army, trying to appear like real United Fans.

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*Ducks below the parapet*

Only 1975 - 1990
4-12 | 8-24 Hooligans - Medium foot, average, undrilled, sling, -

Well the 17 arrests at Newcastle on Wednesday at the ground would indicate this element is still present.

plewis66 wrote:Well, it is Comic Relief on Friday...

Core Troops
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4 | 4-8 'Idiots' - Light Foot poor, undrilled, sling, -

Not enough I think you should have double the number or more

Drilled would be fair, after all they need to map read from Swindon to find OT.

Scrumpy wrote:Drilled would be fair, after all they need to map read from Swindon to find OT.

Think they would use sat nav for that, so sorry still undrilled !

The best part is they would have a large red-nosed leader, surely that would have to count as a sacred standard or something ??

something inspired ?
perhaps the white lines around

regards

thefrenchjester" holygan"

ps : don't call me big (red ) nose ! "

Don't fancy playing with 600 points of Mob/unprotected/poor to be honest !