Slitherine

I, for one, am furious. I showed up for The Official Close Combat Gateway To Caen Free Pie Weekend. While many great matches were played, I reported to my local bakery and, much to my dismay, was not bathed in glorious pie. As it turns out, there is no Official Close Combat Gateway to Caen Free Pie Weekend. I was tricked. The bakery called the police and I was drug out of the Walmart screaming "ahhhhhhh close combat free pie weekend!!!"
I hope you enjoyed this story while waiting for people to show up in the lobby.

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