Slitherine

Hey You'uns,

If you would, either post on here or PM me some challenges for Grudgebearer and his Germanii. He isn't on the forum, we need to get some challenges off to him, I've sent a couple already posted ones his way.

Thanks!

Your Fair and Unbalanced Hostus!

Hi Anguish,

her is another report for you. Hot from the Field of Glory.

A really stupendous game: a real ding dong affair seeing virtually the whole army in combat at the same time. The elite Ancient Britons were not enough and in the the endcthe additional Caladonian Battle Groups won the day. IMC 42/48 Klayecles 61/55.

I have challenges available for notjustdon and Grudgebringer. Password is caladonians

IMC

Ian?

I'll pass it on to GB, the spelling for the password is:

caladonians ?

Not,

caledonians ???

Just so I have it right for Stephen.

LMK,

Paul

Enakan wrote:Ian?

I'll pass it on to GB, the spelling for the password is:

caladonians ?

Not,

caledonians ???

Just so I have it right for Stephen.

LMK,

Paul

Think it's caledonians. I'll check and adjust.

Thanks.

Ian

I sent him an email,

He said we could do it either way, I could give out his email or you guys just shoot me passwords so he can play you.

Thanks!

OK, challenge for grudgebearer. PW: grudge

Got it sent to him Jakdaw!

Along with the one from IMC, so he should have three, sent him Burgot's open one too.

Thanks!

You must know that our 2 loses were a ploy to make you Barbarians over confadent so you would be more willing to come out and Fight!

Burgot Early german defeat notjustdon Scotts Irish 13/43 30% -51/43 -100%.
Infortunately for Scotts, it was a large flat field. Thx for game

17 Quintilis AD 43

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!

Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from Da Midlands, where da news is’a flash-floodin’in t’day!

Foist’of all, we have a message from Kingley-Prince I-Mac-Us o’da MacPorkey’s!

Oi’Angus, bow to da mighty Mac-Porkey’s!!!!!!!!!!

O’rite’cha laddies, we’ll give’ya ah’toast, to go’wit’da bacon!!!

Bowin’n’scrapin’ doh, dat’s fo’da effete Latin types!!!



Oh Angus, twas’a really too’pendous game, a really dinger donger o’a’ffair wit virtually ur’hole army in combat at da same time. Da ee’lite champ’een Britoni could’na keep’a’us back, and in da’end ur hordes’a’warriors a’wun da day. We’uns last saw’dat Prince Klay’ick’less a’roon’in fur da Flatlands o’da’South!

Weel’laddies, a dinger donger’o’a’tale!!! Cun’grad’a’lay’shuns!!!



Nooo on’twa annuder report o’a deadly af’fray bah’tween some nasty Pirate Types in the Firth’a’Forth, what we call F'F'Ffffffff.......……….!

Dose Germanii Raiders led by dat Prince Burgot-us must’a bumped dere paddle-boots in’twa some o’dose leetle coracle thingies full’o’dose Scirish Boot-lickers, Boot-leggers, ah’heck, what do’dey call dem’selves deese days???

Bye dah soonds ah’it, dose Germanii types put da’whoop’down awn’dose puir Scirish laddies…..

Here’s’twa da widah’s……..who’a moight’a'need sum com’fert’in!!!!!



Now to our statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in far off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, all da while fiddlin’ while performin’ da’Loch’Nessie Two Step ( what a nimble laddie ya’wass Dingus!)……go ahead Dingus!

"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and toes, I have some figures ( YEE HAW!!!!!! ) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."

1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 54% Win Percentage
3. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
7. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
8. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
9. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
10. Klayeckeles - Britons - 0 Wins/1 Loss - 0% Win Percentage
11. Okie - Romans - 0 Wins / 2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage

"Back to you Angus!”

“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”

NOTJUSTDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'ma having' a hard time figuring out a GOOD Scirish name for your prince.

What would you like to be called?

Anyone have a suggestion??? Just so you're as famous as everyone else in this little event!!!!!!

Fairly Unbalanced Angus

Okie's Romans win one 27/35, 77% to notjustdon's scots-Irish 43/43. 100%. Good fight!

And now for our listeners, CBC's new show,

BLARNEY'O'DA'ISLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Angus Mac-Blarney wit’an in depth interview of one of our favorite leaders, King Donald of the Scots and Irish Union! We’uns were able to speak wit’da’King for a short weel, between ‘is bouts ‘ere in da Isles!”

“Your Hee-ness……….”

AHEM……”Glad to be heah Angus me boy, glad to beah heah!!! As WE are one of yuir fellow Keltic relations, we have been begged, pleaded with and otherwise BESEECHED to come to the aid of the peoples o’da’Isles.”

AHEM…….”Our porpoise heah in da’Isles is to aid, assist and otherwise help our fellow Keltic relations in their endeavors to be free of foreign oppressors, of any stripe, ilk or plaid. WE of course are NOT here to inflict new laws, taxes or silly decrees on any of the freedom loving fellow Kelts here, we are simply here to spread fellowship and free-mindedness……..”

AHEM……….”Trust me………..”



“Weel your Hee-ness, we appreciate you’uns bein’ heah today, so we can put to rest rumors o’your new skools to teach ur’young’uns da propah’accent to beah’a’speakin’wit??? Name’a’lee, da’Eeeerish accent???”

AHEM……..”Oh Angus, you silly man, no such ting has or weel’a'bee goin’on, ya’know!!! Tee heeee’heeee………”

AHEM………..”Trust me…………”



“Wall’hokay your Hee-ness, we appreciate you’uns a’bein’heah’twa’day…..”

AHEM……….”Angus, it was MY PLEASURE a’bein’heah’twa’day wit’you and your listeners!”

“Tee heeee’heeee………”



“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”

Hmmmmm……………

I still have challenges up for Grudgbringer and Burgot, passwood = okie. comeon guys they have been up for a long time now?

Okie,

I sent an email to Grudge with your password. Are you ready to start up with your Irish too?

Two for one?

20 Quintilis AD 43

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!

Angus Mac-Blarney a’re’porting from da Nort’west coast o’Britain, yeah hap'parently puir King Donald has’a met wit’a wee beet o’misfortune at da hands o’Consul Okiefokius en’is legionaries.

From what'a we’uns could see of the ak’tual dust-up, it’a‘peered twa’be'a short bludy af’fair ba’tween da’hat’vers’aries. Twas’a shame doh, da Scotch’a must'a roon’a dry fo’da puir local boyz, dey must’a runna’oot’o steam when’a it’a dried oooop!



Speakin’o folkes’s's, it’s tim’fo…………

BLARNEY'O'DA'ISLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Angus Mac-Blarney a’repor’tin wit’da weiner o’da’fray, Consul Okiefokius!!!"

"New’a’Consul, a wee’bit aboot yurself fur r’da’listeners pleese!!!"

Pause…………

"Listen you barbarian swine, we don’t have TIME for this!"

"Ooooo, a’ha’steel weet’a’ness heah!!!!!! Ga’fur’it moon!!!!!"

Pause…………

"Shades of G-G-Grandfather Scipio Africanus, out of my FACE!!!!!!!"

"Ya’gotta’me a’peein me kilt laddie!!!!!!!!!!"

Pause…………

"Great Caesar’s Ghost, can you please go back to your manure cart and leave us alone??????? Is this what we’re bringing civilization too? I don’t think they can handle it! See these BICEPS??? You ready for a good toss-up??? Direct descendant of Hercules here, you don’t want ANY of this!"

"Ooooo, such a’beeg’a’tuf Romanski!!!!!!! We bet’cha da’u’nich’s love’dem mussels!!!!!!!!"



Pause……………

"Bring me my chariot! We’re leaving NOW!!!!!!!!!! Rassin’frassin’local’yokels!!!!!!!! Dang, losing ME ACCENT!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!"

"Hee’yah, go horsie go!!!"



"What’a noble sight, dat’ee’roic Titan’a zoomin’a’way inna ‘is feel’a’greed chariot…..so een’sparring………"



"Ah’weel, back to ur’reg’a’lar broadcasting’."

"Now to our statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in far off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus ( Deed’a we’uns ev’ah see ‘is dee’plom’a??? )……go ahead Dingus!"

"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and toes, I have some figures ( If’n youse want’s it, yo’ah’gotta’ pay fo’it! ) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."

1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 54% Win Percentage
3. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 1 Wins / 2 Losses -77% Win Percentage
8. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
9. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
10. Klayeckeles - Britons - 0 Wins/1 Loss - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage

"Back to you Angus!”

“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”

britons finally on the board after recuperating from the bloodiest thing i've been a part of in years...(losing to IMC)
But now the Brits get some fun of their own...
Klayeckles (britons) 28/55 to Jackdaw's (Ancient british) 41/40 51% to 100%

but wait...why are we killing each other???

Why are the British fighting?

Because your cousin took over your tribe, you got kicked out and ran like a little girl to Gaul, where you were stuck in a villa with hot Gaulish dancers, lots of vino, basically kept on ice until the dirty dog Imperial Romans needed you as a pretext to take over your little part o'Britain.

Just like the world over, the conquerors snuck their way in by use of client states, they got ancient enemies to do the dirty work and Rome got the goods. And money, control, everything......

The Glory that was Rome.

Yup..............

YEAH ROME!! But I have some scots-Irish who are Rootin" rearin and ready to go so come get a piece o" this!
PW's = okie Okie

Hi everyone and Angus

I have three challenges posted. Password is Cale

For anyone who hasn't played me, including Okie's Scots Irish. Or just for fun.

Ian