Slitherine

Oo I think my tactical competence has just been challenged by Mr Porter.
John

Perhaps, I should have been more creative in my response to Tim and formed my reply by using the old Victorian musical song along the line of :
"OH Mr Porter what can I do
I ran into commanded shot and found that I was screwed."
John

Forsooth - thou art a cockered fly-bitten flap-dragon riddled with incompetence, but even for someone as systemically catastrophic as you, it seems that the paper-thin defence of claiming the rules are at fault for your seminal historic failings may yet not be something even the brain hidden deep in that addled block-like skull realises is going to be considered in any way acceptable .

You lisp and wear strange suits, and all around you even wargamers recoil in revulsion at your poor personal hygenie and lack of social skills, yet here online you continue to push your misogynistic rantings in your own defence.

Sir, a man who uses camels - for purposes of which we can only guess in fear and revulsion - deserves naught but scorn for being unable to overcome such paltry opposition. Begone sire, and take your stewed camels milk concoctions back with you to whence they came!

You talk purtier than a twenty dollar whore but obviously from the nature of your response one from Eastern Europe. Thank you for attempting to respond in your native Tongue.

Nothing to do with me... It's all Hannibal

I didnt know Hannibal knew John so well!
Hunter

I used to clear up after his elephant!!
John

Still shovelling xxxt I see ......

Well I am having a break after shovelling your army up last Thursday but for you to call them sh*t is a bit disparaging to your own men.
John

madaxeman wrote:misogynistic rantings in your own defence.

What! Did I miss something? I read nothing against women in this thread. Bombast Mr Porter?

madaxeman wrote:Sir, a man who uses camels - for purposes of which we can only guess in fear and revulsion

Or the use of camels!

Martin, I think you will have to excuse Tim's rant - at the jungle juice again (or worse) I fear. His next post will no doubt be about the pink elephants he thinks are after him.
John

vexillia wrote:

madaxeman wrote:misogynistic rantings in your own defence.

What! Did I miss something? I read nothing against women in this thread. Bombast Mr Porter?

madaxeman wrote:Sir, a man who uses camels - for purposes of which we can only guess in fear and revulsion

Or the use of camels!

I think you are confusing me with Renaissance Hannibal. I wouldn't even aspire to be compared to him, never mind mistaken for him...

In terms of the use of the word "misogynystic" I can only guess....but as Renaissance Hannibal is so manly that he lists his interests on Renaissance Facebook as being "steak, whiskey, and testosterone" perhaps it's just a case of all things being relative...

Tim, Tim, admit the mind is going. Take my word for it you are not George Osborne. I know you think you are but you are not really that scary.
John

madaxeman wrote:and all around you even wargamers recoil in revulsion at your poor personal hygenie and lack of social skills

Oh, ye gads, say it isn't true.

Surely wargamers can handle it? I mean, can't a dog handle it's own stench?