Slitherine

girlfriends been cake making, random and not about tanks, i know, well it's Saturday so off out polishing me tank with some cake for tea

"Random"

Good enough reason to post here.

- BNC

oh yes

Ughh!
Now I got this pea shooter.

Pew pew
At least I can see you from like 18 miles away.

seeing is one thing, being able to do anything about it, is something totally different

Well played my friend, Well played

Need any help on the field? Tell me where the enemy is and I'll turn them to scrap metal in an instant!

- BNC

Yeah I see this OldFocker trying to create static on the greatest game ever...can you do anything to him

He is an infantryman, so my gun isn't really the best option. Your car has a machine gun though. That could be more useful.

- BNC

Your new signature seems to be a bit more appropriate as well

- BNC

anything better than just an infantry helmet tbh

Thanks BNC for telling me about here.

I guess not so bad been recon unit, at least I am a jumped up corporal, which means its ok to start planning world domination.

Don't knock tin helmets there great for making tea or food in. Burn a little plastic underneath you got lots tea in few mins for all.

I have cake with my tea thanks

who mentioned cake?

did i say i like cake

zakblood_slith wrote:who mentioned cake?

did i say i like cake

Actually, you didn't.

Stephen1024 wrote:I am a jumped up corporal, which means its ok to start planning world domination.

I'm a general. As your superior, I say no to your world domination plans. I have my own!!!

Stephen1024 wrote: I have cake with my tea thanks

My tank runs on some compounds of oil. Cake won't do it any good.

- BNC

BNC

As your Jagdtiger I might as well be throwing cake at you, its as useful as my 7.92mm machine gun 2cm autocannon.

You maybe my superior but this thing does 80km/h catch me if you can. (I know before you say it your tank shell travels faster).

Those that try for world domination always end up dead, Napoleon and Hitler both good examples and both Corporals. So as corporal its my place to be jumped upstart.

so still no cake then

zakblood_slith wrote:so still no cake then

Lizards are capable of eating cake. It seems you get all of it.

Stephen1024 wrote: You maybe my superior but this thing does 80km/h catch me if you can. (I know before you say it your tank shell travels faster).

I believe my division has Luftwaffe support. Must I bomb your ... vehicle? Or are you planning to run straight to a Russian POW camp?

Stephen1024 wrote: Those that try for world domination always end up dead, Napoleon and Hitler both good examples and both Corporals. So as corporal its my place to be jumped upstart.

Everyone born that side of 1900 is dead now.

However...

Charlemagne died of old age at around 75.
Genghis Khan fell of his horse at 65.

Neither of those sound like battle-caused deaths. And both were far above the rank of corporal!

- BNC

Zakblood chocolate or lemon cake?

BNC

Yes Hitler was lance corporal during first world war.

I know Napoleon end is career as Brigadier General 1793, and has 58 battles won 8 lost record.

Welligtons record stands at 34 won and 6 lost.

I didn't know that about Ghangis falling off horse, learn something new each day.

Stephen1024 wrote:BNC

Yes Hitler was lance corporal during first world war.

I know Napoleon end is career as Brigadier General 1793, and has 58 battles won 8 lost record.

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I know that. I was saying Khan and Charlemagne weren't corporals.

Genghis Khan's record after 1206 is 1 lost battle, for the capture of everything from Persia to Korea. (Four times the size of the Roman Empire, in barely 1/20 the time)

- BNC