Slitherine

timmy1 wrote:Phil claims he thought it first...

Nope. I was first. Phil was the first loser.

timmy1 wrote:Phil claims he thought it first...

So if Dave thought of that second as well, does that make him First Loser squared!

dave_r wrote:

babyshark wrote: Ruddock . . . has the energy and disposition of a Yorkshire terrier.

Marc

I also feel compelled to point out that Marc has the energy and disposation of a Jam Roly Poly.

Look at that. Dave is second in the field . . . again. To an American.



Marc

dave_r wrote:Nope. I was first.

Dave you were never first.

philqw78 wrote:

dave_r wrote:Nobody likes a winner.

Propped up by the rest of his team. Leading from behind. But most of all, contrary to the above, when he is unassisted he's an also ran.

I believe the correct honorific is Hindmost. His greatest conribution to the team this year was flatulence.

Can we have an entirely new forum for the sport of "Ruddock Baiting" !

babyshark wrote: Happily, he can take it, as well as dish it out.

Which is lucky as there are 6 billion of us and only one of him

philqw78 wrote:

babyshark wrote: Happily, he can take it, as well as dish it out.

Which is lucky as there are 6 billion of us and only one of him

That means i have more targets!

Dave is even a loser at claiming the term loser....

Unusually I might well be up for this... are there 3 more Brits interested in going ?

Flights look to be around £500 though..

madaxeman wrote:Unusually I might well be up for this... are there 3 more Brits interested in going ?

Flights look to be around £500 though..

C'mon fellas, put a team together. It would be cool. And there is a chance to get some interesting Americana experiences, too: Texas is its own strange sub-universe in this country.

Marc

If I start telling lies to the wife now I might get away with it by then. Is Texas anything like Belgium?

philqw78 wrote:If I start telling lies to the wife now I might get away with it by then. Is Texas anything like Belgium?

Definitely. Except without the nice beer and chocolates.

But the steaks are bigger.

Is there any nice beer in Texas? I don't mind if its cold.

philqw78 wrote:Is there any nice beer in Texas? I don't mind if its cold.

Yes.

philqw78 wrote:Is there any nice beer in Texas? I don't mind if its cold.

Yes, there is nice beer in Texas. It will undoubtedly be cold, however. Bigger and colder than anything you've ever seen before. That is how Texas rolls; just ask them. Everything is more "-er" in Texas.

Marc

'Morer' than a yard

babyshark wrote:Everything is more "-er" in Texas.
Marc

Are they still quite keen on executing mentally subnornal black teenagers or did that go out with 'W'?

Still at the killing people to send a message that killing is bad, I am afraid.

dave_r wrote:

philqw78 wrote: Is Texas anything like Belgium?

Definitely. Except without the nice beer and chocolates.

But the steaks are bigger.

What Dave meant to say is "NO."