Slitherine

BiteNibbleChomp wrote:Due to delays I have been forced to push release of this mod to the 27th of March.

- BNC

Sorry to hear about the delay... On the bright side, it's only a couple of weeks so I'm sure most folks won't mind the wait. Best of luck getting it finished, and on a personal note, I hope all is well.

BiteNibbleChomp wrote:
Due to delays I have been forced to push release of this mod to the 27th of March.

- BNC

Hm... I really hope this delay will not threaten the success of the Schlieffen Plan. I hear that the Tsar's army is already preparing to move into Eastern Prussia.

McGuba wrote:

BiteNibbleChomp wrote:
Due to delays I have been forced to push release of this mod to the 27th of March.

- BNC

Hm... I really hope this delay will not threaten the success of the Schlieffen Plan. I hear that the Tsar's army is already preparing to move into Eastern Prussia.

The plan won't be ruined - I set up 40 lines of barbed wire that will make it impossible to get through, and I stole a few modern missiles to shoot at them if necessary!

- BNC

Looks like some people need to be annoyed by stormtroops - no-one has posted here for 5 DAYS!

- BNC

I really hope it is not going to be me, as I was the one who made that special post 5 days ago...
Can I hope?

McGuba wrote:I really hope it is not going to be me, as I was the one who made that special post 5 days ago...
Can I hope?

I ordered them to avoid your house, but attack everyone else's

- BNC

Aside from the stormtroopers, here's a bunch of achievemnets I came up with for WWI:

A Successful Plan: Gain a DV in Paris 14 in campaign mode
The New Europe: Win a full campaign (DV in Uk18)
Smell of Death: Use poison gas to attack an enemy
Double Qualified: Win the Jutland scenario
Stockpiler: Gain 8000 Prestige in the campaign, difficulty colonel or higher
Goldpiler: Gain 8000 Prestige in the campaign on Rommel, or 16k on Colonel or higher
United Super-Sized Rifles : Have no German flags in Petrograd, and gain a DV (Estonia scenario)
Revolution Denied! : Gain a DV in German Revolution
Horde Denied: Gain a DV in Arras 18
Army flood Denied: Gain a DV in Mons 18
All time Flyer: Purchase a fighter in the first scenario that they are available, keep it alive until 1918, and gain 200 kills with it.
Outsmart the master: Beat BNC in a multiplayer match

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Why some of these make sense:
Smell of Death - poison gas smelt bad, and then created death
United Super-Sized Rifles - another meaning for the acronym USSR, which was the country formed after the Estonia campaign.

If you want to challenge me, send me a PM, and I can make it happen - no, I will not be offering challengines of Serbia / Romania where you are the CP - it will likely be Mons 18 / Arras 18 / Brusilov where I'm the Allies

- BNC

How about "Outsmarting the Kaiser" beating BNC at Mons

If you can use them, two maps for your campaign: Tannenberg 1914 and Przemysl 1915.
And please instruct your stormtroops to omit my house .

Przemysl is covered in Poland 15 as one of the southerly forts! As for Tannenburg, I'll have to think about it...

- BNC

Just finished the victory tree, and for those lucky should who make it to the UK, I've made sure to make you feel special, even in defeat!

(The Stormtroopers have been watching me for days now, plotting their attack won't forget to be not late with briefings again....)

BNC wrote:
Aside from the stormtroopers, here's a bunch of achievemnets I came up with for WWI:
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LandMarine47 wrote:
How about "Outsmarting the Kaiser" beating BNC at Mons

How 'bout these?

Stormtooper Nightmare: Survive a night with a company of stormtroopers camping in the garden of your house making scary noises and disturbing you in every possible way throughout the night

Green Poster: Make a new post every day in one of BNC's topics for one month

Elite Poster: Make a new post every day in all of BNC's topics for one year

Gas Panic: Walk along the main shopping street of your hometown with a gas mask on your face at broad daylight. To gain an added bonus achievement, whle doing so, draw the attention of the casual shoppers to BNC's WWI campaign.

Spread the Disease: Convince (or force, if necessary) one of your friends or relatives to download and play BNC's WWI campaign

1918 Flu Pandemic: Convince (or force, if necessary) all of your friends and relatives to download and play BNC's WWI campaign


Some of these are interconnected, e.g. to avoid getting a 'Stormtrooper Nightmare' one has to gain the 'Green Poster' achievment at minimum.

McGuba wrote:

BNC wrote:
Aside from the stormtroopers, here's a bunch of achievemnets I came up with for WWI:
...

LandMarine47 wrote:
How about "Outsmarting the Kaiser" beating BNC at Mons

How 'bout these?

Stormtooper Nightmare: Survive a night with a company of stormtroopers camping in the garden of your house making scary noises and disturbing you in every possible way throughout the night

Green Poster: Make a new post every day in one of BNC's topics for one month

Elite Poster: Make a new post every day in all of BNC's topics for one year

Gas Panic: Walk along the main shopping street of your hometown with a gas mask on your face at broad daylight. To gain an added bonus achievement, whle doing so, draw the attention of the casual shoppers to BNC's WWI campaign.

Spread the Disease: Convince (or force, if necessary) one of your friends or relatives to download and play BNC's WWI campaign

1918 Flu Pandemic: Convince (or force, if necessary) all of your friends and relatives to download and play BNC's WWI campaign


Some of these are interconnected, e.g. to avoid getting a 'Stormtrooper Nightmare' one has to gain the 'Green Poster' achievment at minimum.

Don't forget the Panzer Fury thread and the many other abandoned ones

- BNC

I have a better set

Stormtrooper Survivior

Make one full 24 hour cycle, knowing that at some point in the game, Stormtroopers will charge from ANY direction (my buddy got tackled by one that came out of the ceiling)

Bear Grills ultimate Stormtroopers

Survive one month in the wild we every night a Stormtrooper attack, each one stronger than the last.

A regular day at the office

Have the Stormtroopers attack your work place! And live to tell the tale

Stormtrooper detention

Get detention at your local middle school, and have the Stormtroopers attack! (You'll be the coolest kid at school )

I can prepare all those stormtroops needed for the achievemnets, but you risk getting attacked by one if you don't finish my briefings soon (don't want to cause another delay!)

The poll makes it likely that 1914-45 or the WWI GC are next

- BNC

Sadly, delays are still happening. I'm guessing April 10 now, but am not confirming any more dates (so I don't need sad posts like these every time).

- BNC

Please don't tell me it's my fault I've failed to send all the briefings and expect a visit from the Stormtroopers soon!

(Seriously, I hope it's not my fault, I've been all over the damn place with barely any peace and quiet to write these!)

LandMarine47 wrote:Please don't tell me it's my fault I've failed to send all the briefings and expect a visit from the Stormtroopers soon!

(Seriously, I hope it's not my fault, I've been all over the damn place with barely any peace and quiet to write these!)

It's not fully your fault - my Wii U stole some of the time I planned to work on this... However I must send a stormtrooper corps and a couple of cruise missiles.

- BNC

BiteNibbleChomp wrote:It's not fully your fault - my Wii U stole some of the time I planned to work on this...

WWI skewered by the Wii U? Blast you Nintendo! Why it's downright evil!

iceFlame wrote:

BiteNibbleChomp wrote:It's not fully your fault - my Wii U stole some of the time I planned to work on this...

WWI skewered by the Wii U? Blast you Nintendo! Why it's downright evil!

I'll send the stormtroopes over there... (20 divisions of them)

- BNC