LandMarine47 wrote:
but since most of you men are married you don't have time for my shenanigans
Ah contraire, we still appreciate and enjoy hearing about the frustrations and successes of those who have yet to join the ranks of the matrimonially augmented.
LandMarine47 wrote:
(luckily I wasn't using Rangers false translations with her or to any Government officials or I would be in Big Trouble in little Paris)
Ahem.. I did not provide you with translations. I provided you with complete french phrases that could have been used by any tourist visiting Paris. They were tailored just for you.
I did not include their English translations because I did not want to make an already long post longer, and also because you already speak english. I did however provide 2 links to Google translator for those interested (I assumed that would have included you).
My advice that you could "trust me", and as such, and "your translation efforts unnecessary", was either a joke or an elaborate Allied ploy to have an enemy commander removed from the field of battle, by the fine people of France.
For the benefit of those following this thread, I've selected a few of the english translations of the french phrases I provided LM:
Introductions
- I come from the same place as the seven time winner of the Tour de France.
- Lance is my hero.
- What's the big deal? It's just a bike race.
- I play Battle Academy and I always play the side of the Boshe (Germans).
- I love the Boshe (Germans).
At the restaurant/bar/cafe:
- Waiter, do you have any wines that are not French?
Phrases you may need if you use the ones above:
-No officer, I do not know why I was attacked. Of course, I did nothing to provoke the crowd. Are all police in Paris as stupid as you or are you more stupid?
-Why are you so angry? .... What??? ..... Hey! My elbow does not bend like that! Ouch! Why are you putting my hands behind my back?
- These handcuffs are tight. Where are you taking me? Oh my god, I have to pee.
LandMarine47 wrote:
as I return I plan on beating the Allies back into the Sea (Im looking for vengeance against Ranger for those translations) so I hope you got LOTS of replacements because ill chew em up then spit then back out

As I mentioned in my PM, I maintain that had you shared my list of phrases, with any french cutie, who was even slightly interested in you, explaining to her that it was given to you and you don't know their meaning, and asked her for her assistance in translating into english, and/or asked her opinion of the french phrases I provided you, she would have thought you are a funny guy and/or been setup.
I realize in hindsight that the truth is, my list of phrases was "ice breaking gold" that could have gotten you speaking to, and interacting with any
available french cutie who was interested enough in you to attempt to dredge up whatever english she learned at school so she could communicate with you. Of course the rest would have been up to you.
You can only lead a horse to water, you can't make it drink.
Cheers,
Thomas